When you try to jack off to a porno you found a couple of days ago but can't find it anymore. Did the video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted yourself into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere."
"Who's Riley Reid?"
"Dude, did I just Mandela Nut?"
"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we can fix the timeline."
"Who's Riley Reid?"
"Dude, did I just Mandela Nut?"
"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we can fix the timeline."
by thisisalsomatthewcastro June 22, 2018
Get the Mandela Nut mug.The hippocritical former leader of the ANC who tore down the Apartieds in South Africa, replacing it with a black supremency goverment instead, which has now recently seen surges in violence, corruption, AIDS, theft, and rape. Racist against white people, also loves to side with none white groups people and goverments to verbally attack either the USA(white)or Isreal(White Jews), which normally has him allying with repressive gov'ts. Claims to support Democracy, but was against giving Iraq a democratic gov't.
Nelson Mandela called Castro a "man of the people" because people were "cheering" for Castro at a Parade.
Attacks the US, saying
(direct quote)If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. Forgetting things like you know, the Holocoust or Tianaman Square.
Complains that a fully-functioning, democratic nation of Israel has Nuclear Weapons.
Attacks the US, saying
(direct quote)If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. Forgetting things like you know, the Holocoust or Tianaman Square.
Complains that a fully-functioning, democratic nation of Israel has Nuclear Weapons.
by discreet_1814 June 5, 2007
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The most prestigious type of self gratification, a "mandela" is the act of masturbation while incarcerated. Due to the isolation and semi private room, the Mandela is a must for prison stays of any length. Named so aptly after Nelson Mandela who through years of jail time probably beat off over a speculated 100,000 times.
"Dude what did you do while you were in the drunk tank for 3 hours last night?"
"I just pulled a Mandela and passed out."
"I just pulled a Mandela and passed out."
by Jake Tyler Brigance February 18, 2008
Get the Mandela mug.When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"
"Who's Riley Reid?"
"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"
"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."
"Who's Riley Reid?"
"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"
"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."
by thiscouldalsobematthewcastro November 14, 2018
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Pothead: "No, this is Jiffy"
Historian: "Ohhh, Mandela effect."
Pothead: "No, this is Jiffy"
Historian: "Ohhh, Mandela effect."
by Ron Jeremy's autistic cousin June 20, 2016
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It is most often used by History students who take their work home with them too often and are confused by the past and the present, as well as attending politcally aware music festivals.
It is most often used by History students who take their work home with them too often and are confused by the past and the present, as well as attending politcally aware music festivals.
by Baiji May 28, 2007
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