Motorboat Malone

The man most well known for his ability to make fart sounds on your wife's chest. His charming ways will also have him making fart sounds on your wife's chest when your not home. Motorboat "the milkman" Malone.

I just got motorboat Maloned by the milkman today. Awwww. Mazing!!!!

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut October 6, 2021

Mahong

To Mahong - To get high, so high in fact you are mong high, and henceforth mahonged.

1. John was so mahonged that he mistook the bench he was sitting on for his sister and began to hump it violently.

2.

Oatey: Yer man, that's definately a zoot there...

Dmon: Oatey, I thought we were mahonging, not busting out glorified roll ups.

Oatey: I thought there was atleast 5 joints there...

Dmon: Your such a fanny oatey.

3. Steve was called a dirty mahonger by a man on the street. The thing was... Steve was soo mahonged he didn't even care. He was just mahonging about town... No need for trouble when your mahonged of your faces.

4. This is well mahongy bud.

by The Mahonger May 10, 2009

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey

This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!

by benco555 April 14, 2019

malon

The red-haired angel face of the Zelda series <3

Her smile can thaw the ice of any heart

by Lunar6 February 17, 2005

Malone

One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.

I knew after his dick hit water when he was shitting he was hung like a malone.

by Spy Fox February 7, 2010

masongsong

masongsongs are known to be hot, wild, hard, and dark colored. When seeing a masongsong, one may get an erection from it's powerful mating calls. There are various types of masongsongs but most are known for their friendliness. Although may appear innocent, they often show off their well formed bodies. Both male and female masongsongs do not get angered easily, but if provoked will attack and shank. A masongsong gets a boner 24/7 and dislikes any form of homosexuality.

“Ugh, that masongsong is so sexy, can you see my wank rise?"

by Johnnyhamham August 1, 2011

pre malone

"Pre Malone" is term used to define the previous version of someone or something. It first originated from the music artist, Post Malone.

Juan, "Jeff what happened to you? Where's the pre Malone?"

Jeff, "yeah things changed. I'm depressed now"

by Salty Fetus November 6, 2020