when you are like " nope im done with this shit" and then you hit whatever you dont want to do with a mallet
Josh: hey dud did you do the 10 page AP paper that due today?
Ryan: no dude, i just ended up nope malleting my computer about half way through
john: poor computer
Ryan: no dude, i just ended up nope malleting my computer about half way through
john: poor computer
by Ginger God December 26, 2013
by Cherry picker August 26, 2019
A reference to pulling your Penis out during sex with a girl and repeatedly smashing her clit using your cock as a mallet!
by URZRFC April 13, 2016
Just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. Now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner
by Turtle_Monkey March 28, 2016
1. A douche-bag alpha male.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.
"Oh fuck, look at that phallic mallet who just walked in with his retard friends, now all the bitches are gonna bounce and this place will be a sausage fested ghost town -- let's jet too before they get some Jager Bombs in them and start requesting AC/DC."
by G Laz! August 28, 2011
When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like it’s covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.
by LowMansLyric469 June 05, 2023
by MyDensity August 25, 2019