Mal-Cum is an awfull substance which in reality means ''bad" cum (cum meaning some sort of genital fluid). Over the years though Mal-Cum has grown to mean a great deal of things. Really the only criteria that need to be met for something to be called Mal-Cum is that it has to be a liquid and it has to be unplesent.
Mal-Cum can be anything from ordinary lemon juice to the not so ordinary alcohal-laced goat vaginal fluid and everything in between.
by Mr.Cockenstein July 1, 2010
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Your vato tells you that he's at the border trying to cross, but the line is now 2 hrs. Your response would be "muy mal pedo".
by sdjimbob January 5, 2011
Get the mal pedo mug.Malfunction.......The inability to perform routine tasks after a wicked party/rave or binge drinking sesion to the point that it annoys everyone. Signs of a malfunction include but are not limited to....hearing the question.Have you been Drinking?
Hey, I dont think I can make it tonight i have a presentation to make tomorrow and i dont want to mal-funk-shun.
by P.C.H August 2, 2007
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My friend is such a mal doon, he always wears his bobble hats lopsided and never arrives on time.
I love you mal doon
I love you mal doon
by Faye Wyatt February 27, 2008
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by John Adamson Smith November 27, 2018
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