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cock mangler

A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of cock.
"That little bitch, if she just didn't have braces i'd still have my foreskin, that cock mangler."
by matt in the hat October 22, 2003
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maggie

A girl who doesn't trust or fall in love easily. (CAUTION: if you are lucky enough to have her fall for you, she has a soft heart that is easily hurt. Be good to her.) She can be confusing, but only needs you to tell her and things will clear up. She can be beautiful inside and out. Her spirit draws you to her like a magnet. Once you know her, everyday is new. You can never be sure that you know everything about her.
Man, you are so lucky to have a girl like maggie.
by iamforgiven June 25, 2008
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Maggie

she is a beautiful kind person who loves to have fun but knows when to stop. She loves being with big crowds but also being alone. she loves everyone and everyone loves her. Shes always there for you and won't stop trying to make you happy. she loves to help and well always help no matter what the issue. she is an amazing person even though you may not be able to see it. If you have a Maggie in your life keep her forever because you won't wanna lose a person like this.
Maggie's well be here forever or as long as you need them...
by arealmaggie:) June 30, 2011
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Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003
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Maggie

Short kid: “my dick is hard
Maggie “to find”
by that kid across the road June 18, 2019
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maggie sawyer

A person who deserves all of the happiness in the world and has the most amazing personality which only adds to her beauty.
maggie sawyer is the softest person in the world.
by alexdanvrs August 4, 2017
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Muggle Quidditch

The most awesome sport you will ever play. It's similar to the version of Quidditch played in the Harry Potter books and movies, but made to be played in real life. It's played mostly by people who played actual sports in high school, but decide to be more nerdy in college.

Basically, the rules are the same as the version in the books. There are two teams of seven players. Three are Chasers, whose job it is to take the Quaffle up the field and score through the hoops. Two are Beaters, who take the Bludgers and beat people on the other team. Then there is the Keeper, who guards the hoops and starts the play. Lastly, there is the Seeker, whose job it is to catch the Snitch and end the game.

The differences are that players don't actually fly, but run around with brooms in between their legs. The Quaffle is a volleyball, the Bludgers are dodge balls that are thrown by the Beaters, the hoops are made out of PBC pipes and hoola-hoops, and the Snitch is a person. When you are hit with a Bludger, you are "beat" and have to run back to your hoops before continuing to play. To catch the Snitch, the Seeker has to pull a tennis ball stuffed in a sock stuck in the back of the Snitch's pants. And instead of earning 150 points for catching the Snitch, the team only gets 30.

It's a full contact sport, with a lot of tackling and no protective padding. It's also replacing ultimate frisbee at most colleges.
John: Hey, I go to a communications college and am a big fan of Harry Potter! I want to meet people and stay active, and it would be awesome to do at the same time.

Dan: Dude, you should play Muggle Quidditch!

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Jared: Aw, man, that game was rough! I got beat five times in a row, and got tackled by the Keeper before I could score! Then, the other team's Seeker got the Snitch before we could get 30 points up.

Fred: Wait, do you play Muggle Quidditch?

Jared: Yay! It's like the cooler version of rugby!
by george weasley March 28, 2012
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