1.A british heavy metal band formed in 1976, considered by many to be the best band ever (I agree) however some people just cannot cut the awesome metal sound that is iron maiden, and for that i pity them. There live gigs are the best shows you will ever go to, they are also an influence on almost every heavy metal band in the last 25 years (including metallica).
2. A during device popular during the 1600s (imagine a coffin with nails in it)
3. A british doom metal banded formed in 1964... no really...
2. A during device popular during the 1600s (imagine a coffin with nails in it)
3. A british doom metal banded formed in 1964... no really...
1. maiden kicked ass at reading festival
2. take them to the iron maiden!... for torture!
3. wow, didnt know that
2. take them to the iron maiden!... for torture!
3. wow, didnt know that
by maiden_fan_666 December 28, 2005
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WHO IS THAT GIRL? She is so funny and her personality is bomb and look at her, she is beautiful, she is definatly a MacKenzy.
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Probably one of the funniest commentators ever to exist on this planet.
Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.
Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.
Now what we're seeing here is a definition that you're reading, which is an act that you only can do while reading with your eyes, which isn't like reading with your hands. If you read with your hands, you're not really reading because reading requires the use of your eyes which aren't on your hands because they're your hands, that is unless you're blind and have some kind of newflangled brailler attachment, in which case you WOULD be reading with your hands instead of your eyes. Anyway, here you are reading this definition that's being read with your eyes and not your hands, and it's about John Madden. Now this John Madden guy, he's not like other guys, because if he was he'd be them, which isn't what he is because he's him, he's John Madden. If he was another guy, then he'd be Tony Siragusa, or Troy Aikman, who reads with his hands and talks with his ass which is on his neck which acts like a face which it's not because he's not John Madden.
by Guschdas November 13, 2007
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He can light up your day with one of his quick sly smiles - the smiles you can't ever get enough of. His eyes are pools of grey and blue you can just look into a find yourself lost, they are the eyes you wish you had. But his body? Hot damn. He is one of the most beautiful people you will ever see. His muscles are simply magnificent. You can run your fingers over them thousands of times, and never get bored of them. Even his wrists are gorgeous.
The way you feel when you're around him you can't begin to describe. He can make you laugh and smile when you're being serious, and can lighten any mood with one of his amazing puns. He is such a kind-hearted, sensitive, sweet, strong, hilarious, caring, bright, captivating, smart, heavenly, alluring, understanding, puzzling, polite, and orgasmic person. There aren't enough words in the 1,019,729.6 words of the english language to describe him. He is perfect. If you ever meet a Mackenzie in your life, it will instantly become better.
He can light up your day with one of his quick sly smiles - the smiles you can't ever get enough of. His eyes are pools of grey and blue you can just look into a find yourself lost, they are the eyes you wish you had. But his body? Hot damn. He is one of the most beautiful people you will ever see. His muscles are simply magnificent. You can run your fingers over them thousands of times, and never get bored of them. Even his wrists are gorgeous.
The way you feel when you're around him you can't begin to describe. He can make you laugh and smile when you're being serious, and can lighten any mood with one of his amazing puns. He is such a kind-hearted, sensitive, sweet, strong, hilarious, caring, bright, captivating, smart, heavenly, alluring, understanding, puzzling, polite, and orgasmic person. There aren't enough words in the 1,019,729.6 words of the english language to describe him. He is perfect. If you ever meet a Mackenzie in your life, it will instantly become better.
e.g. Did you see Mackenzie (guy) yesterday? So many girls were all over him, I had to fight my way to talk to him!
by Your Baby <3 November 8, 2013
Get the mackenzie (guy) mug.Mackenzie Frances Ziegler was born on June 4th, 2004 to Melissa Gisoni and Kurt Ziegler. She has an older sister named Maddie, and has other siblings from her dads first marriage. She became famous for starring in the hit reality TV show Dance Moms. The Zieglers were in the show from Season 1 Episode 1 until Season 6 Episode 18. Mackenzie is also a singer, and her newest (as of June 18 2017) single was released in May 2017 and is called Monsters AKA Haters.
Abby - "SUCK IT UP, I DON'T WANNA SEE THOSE TEARS, Mackenzie Ziegler!! "
Mackenzie - "I love dancing...but I don't wanna go on Broadway. All I wanna do is just...Stay home and eat chips!"
Mackenzie - "I love dancing...but I don't wanna go on Broadway. All I wanna do is just...Stay home and eat chips!"
by Datboirollingdownthestreet June 19, 2017
Get the mackenzie ziegler mug.Mackenzi means princess in Irish
Very good looking girl
Great fetures (butt, hair, etc)
Kind, loving, helping, flirty, funny, outgoing.
loves to have fun with the people she loves.
Good girlfriend, treats lover like gold.
Naughty girl, freak in da bedroom
Very good looking girl
Great fetures (butt, hair, etc)
Kind, loving, helping, flirty, funny, outgoing.
loves to have fun with the people she loves.
Good girlfriend, treats lover like gold.
Naughty girl, freak in da bedroom
by awasa December 1, 2013
Get the Mackenzi mug.Hilarious. Harsh, biting sarcasm. Former host of SNL Weekend News. Norm produced the best comeback line of all time as a guest on the Late Show with Conan O'brien. See below:
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Best comeback line
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(Conan asks Courtney Thorne-Smith what the title of her new movie co-starring Carrot Top is)
Norm: If it has Carrot Top in it, it should be called Box Office Poison.
Thorne-Smith: No, it's called Chairman of the Board. There, make fun of that. (Smith resumes talking to Conan)
Norm: *Brief pause* I bet the "board" is spelled b.o.r.e.d.
Conan: Uncontrollable laughter.
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Hosting SNL after being fired from the show
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Norm MacDonald: When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a great show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!
Best comeback line
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(Conan asks Courtney Thorne-Smith what the title of her new movie co-starring Carrot Top is)
Norm: If it has Carrot Top in it, it should be called Box Office Poison.
Thorne-Smith: No, it's called Chairman of the Board. There, make fun of that. (Smith resumes talking to Conan)
Norm: *Brief pause* I bet the "board" is spelled b.o.r.e.d.
Conan: Uncontrollable laughter.
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Hosting SNL after being fired from the show
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Norm MacDonald: When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a great show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!
by CanOfCorn June 1, 2007
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