marping

When someone is performing oral sex (on a penis) and air is trapped within the mouth and is forced out to create a vulgar sound; much like a queef .

Dude this one girl gave me head last night and totally marped

HHAHAHAHAH SHE TOTALLY JUST GAVE OUT A BIG MARP

Oh man, I am so embarrassed that I kept marping on him ...

by zoho April 28, 2009

Marp

to be a player

Wow! Angelos is just marpin' those laddies!
Yeah man!
Wow what a marp!

by Angelos T June 19, 2010

marp

verb. when your using clear tape and can't find where it begins

"i used glue instead of tape because i kept marping."

by sheistyskeeze October 8, 2008

marpie

the male version of a "harpie"
see harpie

That marpie was bothering me last night on AIM.

by S.LeeP. September 7, 2006

MARP

(Often spelled out M.A.R.P.) A word used to describe any long cylindrical or boxy object that is slightly reminiscent of a phallus in any way. Often used when describing unknown objects fitting this description that may also vibrate or have a sound-producing characteristic, such as a vacuum cleaner hose, vibrating toothbrush, a truck trailer, a locomotive, a Boeing 747, an elevator shaft, a large building, a light pole, fire hydrant, fire extinguisher, or even a chainsaw. The acronym originated in late 2004 from the company "Miss Anne Robbe Productions" used when making fun of sexually related items.

person 1: "Dude, what is that long shafty looking metal thing protruding from the earth with that light at the top?"
person 2: "Haha! I don't know, but it looks like a MARP!"

person 1: "Hey man, check out my new model rocket!"
person 2: "Wow! It totally looks like a MARP! Hope this one doesn't land on the neighbor's roof again!"

driver: "I think my truck needs some engine work."
mechanic: "Ok, what's wrong?"
driver: "well, every time I start it up, it sputters and jumps all around like a giant MARP!"
mechanic: "Well, at least it's not a Dodge Neon!"

by Jesse Chessapeake April 23, 2008

marples

It's like used in random conversation.

Wow look at that giraffe! Marples!

by Master Squidzor August 3, 2008

Marp

The strongest glue - Used by scientists to fix spacecraft while still in space.

"Don't forget the marp on your trip, Johnothan."

by rest in piece my dude October 19, 2018