Lapscaping

verb trans. to improve the aesthetic appearance of the pubic region by grooming, trimming, shaping, or altogether waxing bald, said area. (landscaping for laps)

Damn, Mary, that's the biggest bush I've ever seen. For the love of God, get the hell over to Aveda and get some lapscaping before we go on vacay.

by Holly M S July 4, 2010

Lapscock

The opposite of capslock; that is, never capitalizing anything, even when to do so would be gramatically correct.

Often used by teenage girls and lazy people, can be seen accompanied by letter abuse.

hey guys, i got held up by luke. i'll be there soonnn!

sorry for the lapscock, my shift key is broken.

by Gypsydiver December 7, 2010

Flippin' Laps

This occurs when you are driving around in a circular motion. Usually it occurs in small towns.

To flip laps you start at a starting point, usually a parking lot. From there you drive a few blocks, anywhere from 3-12. Then turn left or right, and keep turning that direction until you are back on the road you started on and return to the start point. This is a lap! Now continue doing this and you will be flippin' laps and all your friends will know it!

by Nickerbug May 4, 2010

midnight laps

Engaging in sexual intercourse between the hours of 1 and 4am.

Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.

"Yo Johnny, that's your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???"

"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"

by Jrockwhc June 29, 2012

Running Laps

Running Laps is bending the rules for personal gain!

You running laps around my logic!

by Mix-Race Man On Road December 13, 2019

laps

the main circut for kids in there done up cars to cruise and show off their rides.

Hey dude, should we hope in our honda and do some "laps" tonight?

by physiKARL September 3, 2005

loser laps

The art of walking around the bar solo(or with a friend) after the ugly lights have come on due to the bar closing. Generally the aim is to find any female willing to go home and participate in sexual intercourse. Usually the participant has been shut down repaetedly thoughout the night and is very intoxicated.

Jason, ive seen you getting shut down all night, lets lower our standards and do loser laps untill we find some scraps.

by DirtDiddlerOnTheRoof August 3, 2011