Someone who typically says random facts and quips and literally no one asked. These people normally have multiple disabilities, surprisingly their down syndrome isn't the reason for their micropenis. Doesn't have bitches.
Riley: "Luggage Lafulglock go buy a gun"
Luggage Lafulglock: "ah yes, the peak of German engineering"
Riley: "What?"
Luggage Lafulglock: "ah yes, the peak of German engineering"
Riley: "What?"
by Der wenig Führer November 11, 2021
by Angus June 20, 2004
When you put all of your clothes on a midget who is wearing roller skates, and pull him like luggage.
by Cristina8806 February 14, 2011
Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Cock Satchel.
by Anuscakes the third September 08, 2010
Someone who's bedonkadonk has gotten so big that the phrase "junk in the trunk" no longer suffices and her ass now resembles the cargo hold of a 747 Jumbo Jet.
"Dude, what happened with that chick from Saturday?"
"Well, when I sobered up I realized she resembled a rhino, but that didn't stop me from sticking it in her luggage compartment!"
"Well, when I sobered up I realized she resembled a rhino, but that didn't stop me from sticking it in her luggage compartment!"
by The Wet Bandito March 10, 2010
Robyn is a divorced mom of 5 and Jeff has 3 pfa's against him, i cannot believe they are hooking up....man thats some mixed luggage!
by Usl-spct September 19, 2011
by hongkong October 21, 2009