preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the perfect speed is reached, slam your steaming hot meat into your partner's cavern of glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.
me and mikes mom did the lubricated penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang
Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver
Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.
Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.
Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver
Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.
Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.
by hot kharl November 27, 2005
by Hobbs_fan January 18, 2012
gay kids hide a gerbal in each others asshole n the first to find it wins. This is played by a bunch of boys that have nothing to do at night
by Dipinto July 30, 2006
by Annie Schwartz (hehehe) April 8, 2005
Number 13
In this video, a weird Asian girl is smacking the giant lubricated horse cock. She proceeds to eat it. Rest in peace giant lubricated horse cock
In this video, a weird Asian girl is smacking the giant lubricated horse cock. She proceeds to eat it. Rest in peace giant lubricated horse cock
by Chadeaux December 27, 2022
by Drew Clark September 24, 2006
a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!
"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"
by pusssssyluvvver April 14, 2010