Loophole

A door with a glowing red exit sign.

Person 1: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah (gossip)... What are you looking at? I'm over here.

Person 2: Oh, just looking for loopholes.

by unstoppable! April 8, 2013

loophole

In several 12-step fellowships, it is generally looked down upon and discouraged (not by everyone) to sleep with someone under a year clean, especially if you have over a year clean. The loophole refers to catching the "newcomer" before he/she even gets clean, therefore providing a valid excuse for the incident(s) to be perfectly moral and justified.

Yo man, I'm thinking about trying to fuck Sheila, she's only got like 37 days though..." --"Definitely do it, who gives a shit what people say, that's 37 days too many in my opinion. I just fucked a girl who had zero days a few nights ago, real talk." "Word, that's awesome - you found the loophole.

by pure insistence April 3, 2011

poophole loophole

When children use the need to go to the bathroom and make a deuce as an irrefutable excuse to get out of bed at night.

"We were all set for an 8pm bedtime, but both kids used the poophole loophole, so it was more like 9:30."

by DingDongP September 8, 2011

loophole

A part of scripture that works really well where u can get him off without going to hell

Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong
But Jason says that guys can't wait that long
(but there's a loophole)

by InTheAssCauseIloveJesus June 22, 2017

Loophole

The act of penetrating the anal instead of vagina in order to keep an women's virginity.

Nic: Man I just loopholed a bitch

Minx: Nice!

by Dollardolbey13 April 20, 2017

poophole loophole

when ur ass is enlarged by a penis.

your parents should have used the poophole loophole.

by ChipAHoe September 20, 2016

Las Vegas Loophole

While having intercourse with a girl in the shower doggy style, preferably with her hands against the wall, you suddnely take the shower head and hit her in the back of the head. A well executed Las Vegas Loophole will cause the girl to hit her face on the faucet and she will pass out. She'll then be face flat in the drain. See cleaveland kiss, donkey punch and donkey kick.

While I was fucking the bitch in the shower, I did a Las Vegas Loophole, and she landed in the drain. Then I pissed all over her face!

by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004