Skip to main content

Lobstar

One who is a bomb ass server at Red Lobster.

Pronounced "Lob Star", as in "Rock Star".
"Dude! Did you see Mike handle that huge table? He's a total Lobstar!"

"Thanks for helping me walk my food! You're a total Lobstar!"

"I'm working straight through today with no break. I'll be fine, though, since I'm such a Lobstar!"
by The Gang at the RL January 18, 2009
mugGet the Lobstar mug.

Lobstromonous!

Insert this word into any sentence to instantly make yourself appear to be incredibly smart and posh
Example 1: "Oh my house is incredibly Lobstromonous!"
Example 2: " Oh darling you are so very "Lobstromonous!
by Meadie12 January 7, 2013
mugGet the Lobstromonous! mug.

Lobster Gravy

Stinky, liquid, intensely burning diarrhea, often involving various sized chunks of indistinguishable matter. Usually orange or yellow in color, like that of the aforementioned crustacean.
*walks out of bathroom* Fuck man, my ass burns. Go in there and smell that shit, I just dropped some wicked lobster gravy!
by Dudeman Rouse August 16, 2009
mugGet the Lobster Gravy mug.

Lobstitute

That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell
by Mousecop's scrivener May 25, 2020
mugGet the Lobstitute mug.

Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.
That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!
by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010
mugGet the Breaded Lobster mug.

Rock Lobster

Noun: Bomb ass song by the B-52’s.

Noun: A rock that is also a lobster.

Phrase: Means cool (i.e. radical, or metal.)
Phrase: Widely hated by Derick Abbey.
Noun:
Jared: “Have you heard ‘Rock Lobster’ by the B-52’s?”
Ryder: “Ya man, that songs my jam.”

Phrase:
Random guy 1: *Does a radical trick on his heelies.*
Random guy 2: “Hey man that’s totally rock lobster.”

Derick: *Shoots random guy 2 in the face.*
by HonestLiberal December 26, 2017
mugGet the Rock Lobster mug.

red lobster syndrome

when you eat so much lobster your dick turns red and bleeds
by Billy The Fridge October 23, 2018
mugGet the red lobster syndrome mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email