Lonks wang

a dirty hairy penis

"dude, u need to was your lonks wang! it smells bad." or "your such a lonks wang"

by nikinava94 August 20, 2008

Lonkus

A total fucking prick.

That guy is a lonkus

by A real cool kat January 22, 2018

lonka

A person who is a major goon and heave

I was a lonka in the 2008 school year

by LONKALOVER12423567890 May 8, 2018

asbe lonker

an insult

eat penguin shit you asbe lonker

by a penguin shit eating asbe lonker June 25, 2003

ass-be-lonker

A person who rudely interrupts a conversation with random drivel about their opinion/personal life that is irrelevant/stupid. Something Theron doesn't do.

Theron: This meteor shower only happens like every eighty years or so.
John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent.
Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude!
Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.

by theronkillshobos September 27, 2008

lonkera

Lonkera is a dynamic duo. A frienship everyone envies. Lonkera is the living definition of frienship goals.

A: holy hell look at Lonkera!
B: ugh Ikr! I wish we could be like them.

by Slutty_nerd August 19, 2019

Lonking

A psychic prediction followed by a tantrum by the psychic when the prediction comes true.

Pre Pokémon go legendary raid: " I'll get a shiny Virizion because it's useless and I have one already
Post Raid: "You see guys, Shiny Virizion and I hate it soooo much" !!!!
Anyone else at the raid: "He's Lonking"

by Lonk008 November 18, 2020