log

Something to say when a joke isn't funny, instead of the common 'no' or an unimpressed look. Usually accompanied by a pause.

A:'why did the chicken cross the road'
A:' to get to the other side'
B:.....log

or

A: I have such a funny story, (insert unfunny story here)
B:.... log

by ;) ilovebablake December 24, 2009

Log

A freakishly large penis.

Man,he's got a log!

by Judge dredd7 May 04, 2011

LOG

The opposite of POG
Used when something un-poggers happen, it stands for Loss Of the Game

Damn i broke up with my gf, that's really log

by Bottle_of_potatos March 12, 2021

logging

beating good debaters in varsity LD

"Oh no--I'm about to debate last year's TOC winner!"
"Good luck logging."

by failure-not September 28, 2009

Logging

Coined in the Season 16 premiere of South Park.

Standing up after you've taken a poo and cutting your poo in half with a stream of urine.

My daddy was a logger, and his daddy before him.

I enjoy logging after a long day of work.

by gustavus March 16, 2012

log

1.a very fat man or woman
2.a pice of wood
3.a lazy person

1."mom look at that log"
2."can you walk across the log"
3."dad get up you log you"

by toll2323 April 09, 2009

log

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!

It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.

Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...

BY BLAMMO!

LOG! as seen on the Ren and Stimpy show

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003