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BBC Lockdown

When you are sentenced to live in a room locked with numerous big sweaty naked black men with cocks ranging from 8 to 37.48 inches, while they do indescribable things to you.
That's it Ayden! I'm sentencing you to BBC Lockdown for 3 weeks for touching Jean too much!
by jacobtyso April 6, 2023
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Chick lockdown

When a dude has so many female friends around him in a club, he just can't get in contact with the hot woman who really want him!
Hey, check out Robert, all these girls around him... he's totally in a chick lockdown!
by bassman_10 March 1, 2009
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Love lockdown

Kanye West song Love Lockdown (c)2008

Keeping control over your love
even though you don't love each other
you cant get out of it

"Im not lovin you, the way i wanted to - what i had to do: had to run from you. Im in love with you, but the vibe is wrong and that haunted me all the way home"
I dont love her, but she loves me. I can't get out of this relationship, she's has a love lockdown.
by xkevinsmith@gmail.com November 4, 2008
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love lockdown

see Jessica & Jenni keeping their love lockdown
by JJRS December 18, 2008
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Lockdown legs

A buildup of body fat, particularly in the leg area, caused as a result of adhering to pandemic lockdown restrictions.
Steve: Hey Brad, seen Suzie since the restrictions started?
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.
by kidchameleon May 27, 2020
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Media Lockdown

The period of time from when you turn your Mobile Phone, radio, TV and Laptop off and try to avoid all forms of Media before you manage to get home and watch the Sports game you recorded earlier in the day.
Richard "Hey, Charlie Bruv... Media Lockdown on Wednesday for the England game i'm recording?"

Charlie "AAAAH FACK YEH!!!"
by Unclerico1979 June 19, 2010
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Wuhan lockdown

A measure that actually fucking worked
Hey wanna hear a joke? Trump actually cares enough to implement a Wuhan lockdown.
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