Lobster

A prank to play on an unsuspecting female friend. You approach her silently from behind, and with both hands reach around and tweak her nipples, and yell "Lobster!" She will probably freak out and scream -- this is the desired effect.

I gave her the lobster as payback for the scorpion she gave me earlier.

by bbf August 1, 2007

Lobstering

When you and a sexual partner dress up as lobsters and piss on each other's faces in the 69 position.

Dude, I got drunk at a furry convention and walked in on a couple degenerates lobstering.

by Stiffkillerbear October 6, 2020

Lobstering

When a person becomes red in the face from taking of some kind of drug...or drinking too much...

Hey dude...your Lobstering hardcore!!!

Shit man...I'm Lobstering man

by Dookz September 15, 2007

Lobsterism

A religion based entirely on lobsters. Our god is a lobster. We worship them. We respect them. We look up to them. And most importantly we don't eat them.

Guy 1: Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my religion.
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?

by LobsterLover68 October 2, 2019

Lobster

Something only a few James.M Coughlin kids will understand.

Hey doooood i just like totally got likeeee 4 lobsters yesterday!!!!

by Lobster mannnn March 8, 2017

Lobster

A lobster is someone who habitually pinches bags before he sells them.

Guy 1: Yo, lets call Shakeem up if Lil Herb doesn't come through.
Guy 2: Nah man, he's a lobster.
Guy 1: Lobster? What?
Guy 2: Yeah man hes scummy enough to pinch a nick.

by Saladon March 22, 2009

Lobster

When you have such severe cancer it slowly mutates into a lobster
The name lobster comes from the constellation of cancer that is represented by a crab

Doctor: Sam, I'm afraid the cancer has mutated into a lobster
Sam: Oh no, how long do I have to live

Doctor: Five minutes

by Jamal Spaghetti January 13, 2019