Lobster

Term used to explain any lonely, friendless person who sits in the lobby of a building waiting to meet and hopefully make friends with another lobster or any other random person. Most commonly but not limited to dorm buildings at colleges.

De'andre has been sitting in the lobby for hours! What a Lobster.

by QUICKYQUICKY123 October 6, 2011

Lobster

The act of getting it in the ever elusive female butthole... It's buttsex

Dan "How was she last night brah?"

Justin "She was great, I got lobster!"

Everyone "woo! Woo"

by RD lobsterman November 8, 2012

Lobster

really ugly red haired people

guy looking at a redhead girl/boy: "look at that lobster"

by jjatlw April 25, 2007

lobster

n. Horrible-looking multi-clawed crustacean prized as food by maritimers unable to access adequate supplies of beef.

By geeze there Billy. I could really go for some lobster claw soup just now, by here, eh, Billy me boy? Think I'll quay the dory and tie on a bib? How's by you?

Are you coming on to me?

by Lobsterbeybuoy January 7, 2013

Lobster

A lobster is a term commonly used to describe old people who do nothing but sit on the beach all day, which over time, turns them a painful, lobster-like shade of red.

"Yo, Fred! Check out those lobsters cooking themselves on the beach over there!"

"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."

by anonymouspersons inc. July 12, 2012

Lobster

Verb.

1. The act of taking 8 shots in the first five minutes of a party and vigorously vomiting in the bathroom for the rest of the duration.

Noun.

1. One who performs such an act.

Lobster: "Who wants to take another shot with me?"

Bubba: "Dude slow down you're gonna lobster."

by DaGod February 27, 2014

Lobster

A person who is currently single and has let to be in a serious relationship; forever a loner.

-You *still* don't have a girlfriend?
-Yeah, I'm such a lobster

by Ijamma1948 November 5, 2014