Linking Book

A linking book is a book of roughly 300 to 500 pages that provides a bridge between ages, it allows people to transit distances that are not normally measurable (To the extent of alternate words.) Their destinations may or may not conform to the laws of physics that are understood. The book is always left behind when a person links through it.

"Have you written a linking book for your age yet?"
"No."
"You should, I would like to see it."

by Tehl Nahvah Teegtahn September 27, 2005

And there's the silver lining

When something goes horribly wrong, but there is an upside to it.

d: yeah we have to see the person we hate at school tomorrow.
c: but at least she's ugly.
d: and there's the silver lining!

by iwrotethisx3 November 28, 2009

lipginity

Based on the word virginity, lipginity is the stae of being un-kissed. if you retain your lipginity, you have never been kissed

"Dude that girls a fucking slor! Last week, she still had her lipginity, and now she gives you brain if you smile at her. How fucked is that?"

by Rae Rae March 22, 2005

longinus

lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: A sexually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. Orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by sexual contact with Jesus' stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encompass contagion acquired by stab fucking anyone.

I love Jesus so much I contracted longinus.

by Concerned Pastor September 6, 2006

Linkin Park

The only band to SUCCESSFULLY combine rock, rap and electronica. They have their own sound, and they're deep lyrics and catchy hooks have helped them become the great artists they are today.

'Linkin Park is a great alternative metal band.'
'Yeuh.'

by disappear September 23, 2005

linkin logs

When your poop stacks up, creating a houselike structure, similar to using linkin logs (a popular kids toy back in the day)

I clogged the toilet with some linkin logs.

Someone left a burning linkin log house on my front porch.

by ThisIsNotMyRealNameSir December 11, 2010

Linning

A synonym for winning. However, linning only occurs when the individual who is winning was the underdog whom no one ever believed could amount to anything and was given a chance because no other option was available. This situation is usually accompanied by the linsanity that is the result of watching this individual win so hard. This term was first coined to describe the legendary rise of the New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin.

At the ball, Cinderella was linning!

by uclatommy April 11, 2012