smack my ass like a drum

we all want tom riddle to

tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk

by fredweasley´swhore October 1, 2020

Hauling ass like a sears catalog.

Moving real quick. You know, like a sears catalog.

Dude im really hauling ass like a sears catalog.

by Sniper115 July 15, 2021

Eat my Ass like dinner

When someone violently eat Ass that so bad it is gone like a stoner when it as taco bell.

You eat my Ass like dinner you hoe.

by dfihg;tr September 18, 2018

Running around like a striped ass ape

1. being extremely busy or multitasking

I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.

by sybilrhiana January 30, 2009

runnin like a striped ass ape

when a joint is rolled unevenly, and burns only on one side.

when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.

by snj8594 April 24, 2010

Ass Like a 10 Year Old Boy

A very aesthetically pleasing female arse, reserved only for use by males when regarding females.

"She is fiiiiine, big ol' round titties and an ass like a 10 year old boy."

by Fooliotic September 25, 2005

Do I look like a fat ass?

Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.

Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.

by GSPSlats January 10, 2014