leech

a ditsy bimbo-like creature that participates in pick-me-like behaviour. She uses all of your resources and energy, leaving none left for you. Once this parasite is fed from your love, advice, friendship and care she discards you only to beg for you to come back months later.
ex. "That girl hasn't left my house in 3 months, she has no job no hobbies, very clingy and keeps "checking" herself out in the mirror" "OMG that's a leech! you gotta swat her out LOL"
by kingotw August 07, 2023
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Leech

To benefit off of others without giving anything back in repayment
I don't have wifi in my house but it's ok, I leech off of the neighbors.

Man. Jessica is such a leech. She only comes over to use my wifi and eat my snacks.
by Prodigy20 December 29, 2015
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Is the definition of a leeche, some one whom constantly causes trouble and tries to ruin everyone else’s happiness because she has none herself.
Amy the leech doesn’t know how to move on
by Knr2318 September 09, 2020
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A term applied to those adopting a teenage fighting style. Often used by small but plucky young boys against larger and stronger opponents, aka bullies. It involves the leech wrapping its limbs around the opponent and then effecting a variety of underhand moves e.g. digging between the ribs, pinching, chinese burns, kidney punches etc.
Get that leech off me! Arrggg arggg arrgggh
by Leeched as a young'un March 09, 2009
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someone who hangs around people who they think are there friends. they stand on the outside of the circle, never have any input and follow people everywhere.
Person 1: oh great here comes claire
Person 2: omg she is such a leech, she just follows us everywhere.
by lies September 19, 2006
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When you put a large gauge needle in your forearm vein and pull the syringe out , leaving your vein open and a large stream of blood pouring down your arm.

You then proceed to masturbate with the blood as lubrication. You may only remove the needle after you cum.
can be done with both arms if you have a partner.
"sorry sir my son cant make class today, he was double leeching last night and lost a fair amount of blood"
by Mr Sister Fister February 05, 2015
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a really annoying person who thinks they're your best friend just because you lent them your pencil and, despite all your efforts to make them go away, latches onto you and sucks the fun out of everything, and generally makes life totally suckish
Dude, don't get too friendly with the new kid, I heard he's a total leech
by Erica10 August 15, 2007
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