Lecturing

Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.

Stop lecturing me, I don't let my friends see my butt hurt in public, you're the butt hurt one!

Lecturing by Solid Mantis February 8, 2018

lecturerection

Gaining an erection during a class/lecture at school or college.

"I can't believe I got a lecturerection during my differential geometry lecture. What the fuck is wrong with me?"

lecturerection by wl2009 February 19, 2009

University lecturers

A special type of teacher that makes you feel uniquely unintelligent. Even after you've supposedly become an adult and know everything like your parents do.

Tom- 'you alright Ed you look down?'

Ed-'yeah mate just dealing with my University lecturers.'

University lecturers by Towntrain January 16, 2017

Lexture 

Any prolonged advice/admonition/recommendation offered to a teenager by their parent or guardian via text.

"Damn! My mom just gave me a lexture about drinking."

Lexture by aka Fishsticks January 18, 2021

lecturecuted 

Being bored to death in a lecture.

"I'm being lecturecuted," said Josh as he sat through a three hour lecture class on fifteenth century French literature.

The teacher gave the test lecturecution style, meaning he gave the test over his lectures and not the book we paid 200$ for!

lecturecuted by Judy Funnie September 21, 2013

Lecturer 

The provider of information in universities. If male elbowpatches are traditional (although you do get the occasional 'cool' one in jeans), if female either powersuits or dressing like a hippy. Results of a lecturer talking are as follows:

- roughly one paragraph of notes never to be used
- a quick nap
- a brilliant game of hangman usually more informative than the actual lecture.

"I need a nap before clubbing tonight."

"Yeh me too, which lecturer is it today?"

"Dr D, talking on female rights"

"Nap time it is!"

Lecturer by saraith April 24, 2009

lecturant

(also. Lecture-Rant, pronounced Lektcha-rant) An angry lecture that may have an accusatory undertone. A lecture-style scripted performance in which the lecturer consciously speaks truth to power and ignores codes of civility. The word was first introduced at Davidson College (North Carolina) in an event sponsored by the Middle East North Africa Student Association (MENASA).

It wasn't a lecture. It wasn't rant. It was a lecturant.
Perhaps what we need in this postmodern ineptitude is less lectures and more lecturants.
I won't be the subject of your lecturant.
(as a verb) I won't be silent as you lecturant your way out of this mess.
(as a verb) Don't lecturant me.

lecturant by Professorial X April 2, 2015