Lapashanye

The rudest female in the world, But the best hype man. She's likely to get raped, Actually she's likely to rape someone. She makes skinny glasses work somehow, And is a rude bitch but is still loved for her humor and weirdness

Woah, My best friend is a Lapashanye.

by Nazara <3 December 24, 2018

Hecatia Lapislazuli

The funny extra touhou boss of LoLK/Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom, probably goes to Hot Topic, friends with Junko and master of Clownpiece, the strongest touhou character to date, has three forms, goddess of hell, will probably beat you up, hates chang'e, and can access the dream world, let this bitch into lostword right now.

A : Bro how the fuck have they not added Hecatia Lapislazuli into lostword yet??
B : Having that Hot Topic shopper in lostword would be fucking overpowered

by The Rat in Your Attic February 18, 2022

lapse in fudgement

when you're taking a shit and after the first log has dropped you experience a moment of paused defecation before the second log drops

Sorry I'm late but I couldn't hastily defecate due to a momentary lapse in fudgement

by Skawt Ef January 5, 2008

crack laps

When an indoor cat runs around the house, knocking things over and going completely crazy for no reason. Usually takes place in the middle of the night when the people it owns are trying to sleep.

The only explanation for this behavior is that the cat is on crack. Just like people who are on crack, the cat behaves erratically .

I didn't sleep very well last night because Swiffer and Clorox were running crack laps around the house. I woke up to find where they had knocked over my DVD rack. That must have been the loud crash I heard.

by Madre de los Gatos August 13, 2009

Maurice-Lapointe

A shit hole of a school,full of skanks who bounce around from one guy to another, guys who sings country music and lit will suck any teachers dick to get a good grade

What school do you go to?
Maurice-lapointe
Ewww that sucks

by Iammdjrje August 21, 2017

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology made by Logan Paul.

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven

by SpecialID March 5, 2021

lacoste

A clothing brand worn by upper-middle class "preps" who know fashion when they see it. Cannot be worn by just anyone, at $70 for the pique polo. Originated by Rene Lacoste. The crocodile was actually an idea he got when he received a crocodile-skin handbag after winning a tennis match.

Lacoste polos are very comfortable and fit well.

by Matt April 25, 2005