laney marie danzeisen

The best person in the world and if you’re reading this you probably go to my school or just really weird.

Laney Marie Danzeisen is the best no doubt lmao!

by Dumb but still smart Blonde November 5, 2020

Laney High School

A high school in Wilmington, N.C. that Michael Jordan attended. Despite being a filming spot of such gay shows as Dawson's Creek and One Tree Hill, Laney High is actually infested with drugs, crime, and assholes. Recently failing a inspection with a 70% out of 100, Laney is revered as a dirty ass place. The school is racially mixed, with an even ratio of black and white students. Due to some students being residents of Wilmington's roughest projects, and some students being rich assholes, Laney is a crazy place to go to school. Laney is located across the street from the neighboorhood North Chase.

jim " Oh your from Wilmington, what High School did you go to?"
justin "Laney High School"
jim "That place is fucking disgusting dude, i thought they knocked it down in '92"
justin "Nope, try going there asshole"

by fuckthepoliceanda502 April 15, 2009

Laney high school

Laney high school . A trash ass fucking school infested with horn ball niggas who rape bitches when they drunk & stupid crackers who think physical abuse is a turn on .... prostitute niggas on the street near market & princess all go to laney & sell they pussy for a few dollars !! It’s gangs and fake bangers .. it’s rich white people who call “bummy days “ , a full face of make up hair done with a hoodie 😂... overall u do not wanna go here , u will get forced to suck dick under the stair case .. u will be finnesed out a juul and your grades will drop . If u come here beware of the teachers who have criminal records and principles who buy students nudes ...

Omg ... u go to laney high school ? Isn’t that where that teacher raped that 15 year old girl after he found out she stole his sons juul .

by Lexus rice January 2, 2019

national bully laney day

every year on October 27th you have to bully any friend(s) named laney

Girl: you are a fat pig
Laney: why did you say that?
Girl: it is national bully laney day. no hate

by wasian329 September 19, 2021

Laney

A parson that loves edamame more than life and will put sriracha on your sandwich without permission.

“God I love edamame”
“Psh not as much ac Laney she LOOOOVES it”

“Hey who put sriracha on my sandwich”
“Oh definitely Laney she would”

by Bulma September 24, 2021

Laney

Laneys are wonderful and I think everyone should have one in their lives. I think I’m so blessed to have one in my life. They can get pretty wild but are still wonderful role models. They are also drop dead gorgeous. I have never seen a prettier girl in my life. Laneys value their friends and family. I have been friends with a Laney for 12 years. They are amazing and she still surprises me to this day. I think if you have a Laney in your life don’t pass on the opportunity. Get to know them, they are really nice and interesting. I think Laneys are the ideal best friend. Go find you a Laney in your life!

Girl 1: have you seen that girl named Laney

Girl 2: yeah I wish I was just like her!

by Ur bestie November 24, 2021

seth laney

turbo virgin tactical nigga

"holy shit its seth laney (throwup emoji)" "i hear he gets no bitches!"

by epic man sam November 24, 2021