Simply the pinnacle of names and of human develpment. Lachy is caring and understanding when times need be. simply as good as it gets. Enormous Shlong as an added bonus.
by ldot435 July 19, 2024

a big nigga who loves this chick, but this chick does not like him at all. she trolled him into loving her but she was just playing.
by jett d'rosa November 27, 2022

by _person_...? October 28, 2019

Lachie is the most awesomeetst guy you will ever meet. He has a heart of black. If you are lucky enough to know one or even date one don't - trust me you will regret it if you do. If you love Lachie he will love you back (trust me I dont). He is the goofiest, sneakiest, most snarky man on planet earth. KisSS HIM! If you really love him make the first move before another boy does. He is a boy magnet and everyone loves him. He is a popular boy who everyone loves both as a best friend and a boyfriend. Don't be afraid to be his friend. I was Lachies friend for 15 years before we started kissing, just make sure you dont get stuck in the friend zone. (Men) We were friends an now we're in love. (he and i make child a lot)
Me: Look a lachie
You:wher
Me: There!1
You: :0
Me: *sweatss*
You: *shits*
Lachie: *falls over from all the men*
Everyone: *cryinrg*
You:wher
Me: There!1
You: :0
Me: *sweatss*
You: *shits*
Lachie: *falls over from all the men*
Everyone: *cryinrg*
by AwesomeAutism December 6, 2022

a world champion race horse that races on his cock and bounces like a kangaroo. winning bc on the roid injection before the race
by lachy horse racer October 20, 2020

that one guy that tries to be your mum and is gay but claims he isn't while asking if its okay to be attracted to dick
by W.R.C July 1, 2019
