Jonesy Knockers

Referred to in certain places in England as a form of genital warts.

"Dude i can't believe you've got Jonesy Knockers, thats disgusting."

by Pimp_UK February 4, 2009

Knockers

A British euphemism for large breasts.

Blimey, look at her knockers!

by One Rusty Bucket May 25, 2013

Nig-Knocker

A blunt object used for beating black people with.

"I'm going to get my nig-knocker and knock that nigger out!'

by Fonzdrew October 16, 2008

douche knocker

Male version of a skanky whore.

Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!

by nancy & tina May 13, 2005

hocker knocker

When you lift the top off a toilet and take a shit in it, causing a disgusting job for the person who has to clean it up. First publicly referenced in American Pie; Beta House, when the guy takes a dump in the top of the john while yelling Hocker Knocker baby!

Dude 1: So did you score with that chick who took you to her house last night?
Dude 2: No man she was a total prude and I couldn't get any
Dude 1: So what'd you do?
Dude 2: I pulled a hocker knocker and ditched that bitch!

by IhadTo CleanItUp January 10, 2009

Dork Knocker

Term used to describe a ponytail worn by a man who has gone totally bald on top but not the sides or back of his head. Usually grown to compensate for the baldness in hopes of still appearing virile to younger women. Similar to the comb over, but less obvious.

Commonly found on guys over 40 that work in comic book stores.

"Jesus, that old guy's got a a serious dork knocker going. Who's he trying to kid?"

by Creeping Gibs January 5, 2010

flobber knockers

Fat boobs that while in motion, bounce in alternative directions.

"My god, look at the flobber knockers on that girl"

by Malg April 23, 2006