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kristy kreme 

When you are having a blast at the club, only to realize some guy has wiped the sexual excretions of another girl onto your face.
"Omg. Is that girl crying?"

"Nah dude, that's vagina juice. She just got kristy kreme'd!"
kristy kreme by holy duck November 7, 2013

kristy m 

the sweetest most beautiful girl alive.

-sexy green eyes.
-perfect smile.
-everything a man could ever dream of.
-super cute
-Loved most by men with the name Connor.
nobody can love that kristy m as much as connor does...
kristy m by thatguyhim July 8, 2011

Kristy Keene 

The name that your phone auto corrects "Krispy Kreme" to.
John: Hey do you want to go to Kristy Keene?
Michael: Kristy Keene?
John: Oh sorry that was auto correct I meant Krispy Kreme
Kristy Keene by Ralph_1032 September 5, 2019

Kristy Penn 

A posh way to refer to God.
Kristy Penn by SEXY BOIII November 2, 2008

kristy yoder 

A girl that is amazing in all ways and makes me happy that I met her she might be short but don’t mess with her she has a bad attitude and can hold a grudge but I truly love my kristy and she can get a lil wild when the time comes but makes me happy I love my kristy
Kristy Yoder is a complete babe I’d tap that any day
kristy yoder by Yourrr daddy January 7, 2019

Kristy G 

A red headed bitch with herpes, who wont tell you she has it. She will also steal your money and say a baby's yours when its really not.
Concerned Friend: "Man that bitch pulled a Kristy G on you".

Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Kristy G by Karma4u September 17, 2013