kriss

A russian lamp that's obsessed with sonic and Zhongli's fat cheeks. Also used to describe someone that spends money on a gacha game.

Person A: I just spent 300 dollars on genshin! ill finally get zhongli!
Person B: Stop being such a kriss before you have no retirement money left!

by mazlodowki June 8, 2022

krissed

2022 version of rick rolling but instead it's kris jenner lip syncing lady marmalade

i just got krissed on tiktok

by 1234rqu June 17, 2022

Krissed

kris jenner singing that one part from lady marmalade

"Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da, Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here" YOU JUST GOT KRISSED!! HAHAHAHAH

"i just got krissed."

by erenssgirll June 12, 2022

kriss

kriss is a unique name thats all

and shahar, if you are reading this Kien's eyes is still red

kriss is unique no bully him
nah

by krissvector August 8, 2020

got krissed

when a person has been krissed they’ve basically been lied to.

“i thought u liked me”, lady marmalade plays in the background. u just got krissed

by kaytoocoowitit July 4, 2022

Krissing

When questioning a man’s lost virginity. Also used in the place of ‘cap’.

Ayo G be kinda krissing right now 😳

by TheKrissingKrisser March 8, 2023

#Krissed

When someone tells you something and then tells you that they were joking. They tell you this by saying “you’ve been #krissed”. Then proceed to show you a video oh Kris Jenner dancing.

Person 1: Omg! Did you hear how Facebook is being shut down?
Person 2: What no i didn’t know!
Person 1: LOL jk you’ve been #krissed!

by ava_morr July 19, 2022