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kraft quarter pound 

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.
if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.
kraft quarter pound by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

kraft mac and cheese original 

you: hey want some kraft mac and cheese original
me: y e s

Travis Kraft 

An American youtuber and blogger who speaks Filipino Language and also known as cooking an Adobo Manok Tutorials and Filipino Recipes,His video went viral because his accent and showing the respect of the Filipinos.
"Hi,ako po si Travis Kraft ,welcam sa kusina koo ngayon magluluto tayo ng adowbong manacc"

mr. kraft 

the coolest teacher alive. enjoys aged white cheddar cheese puffs and original Doritos.
Student: The answer is five!
Mr. Kraft: Actually the answer to everything is white cheddar cheese puffs.

The Kraft Singles Method 

When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.
"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"