Kracken

Large, unattractive female, whose crack unwantingly protrudes from the lower back, often causing mass disgust from both sexes.

Look at that Kracken bending over behind that car.

by Mike Dindia June 20, 2006

keache

scottish for poo or shit

"there is a keache in the toilet"

"that film was utter keache"

by fanny lu August 17, 2009

kracker

This word came from the slaves. Back in the day the slaves would call the white guy with the wip a kracker because of the noise the wip made when they were getting wiped.

Get back to work the kracker is comimg

by todd December 31, 2003

Krackhead

An irritating individual, prone to playing Euro Trash dance music after 5:30 pm. Also enjoys the company of swarthy Greek men in bath houses. Steals whenever possible. Probably cheats on his taxes. Annoys geriatrics. Has abandonment issues. Likes bestowing pet names on co-workers. Teeth that would impress Baba-Booey. Can't hold his liquor and gets tossed out of bars frequently.

Krackhead is an annoying bitch.

by Krackhead's Master April 20, 2005

krichels

Krichels, a verb, to twitch uncontrollably while giggling like a little girl.

The man krichelsed on the floor while being tickled by a cat and knocked over the glass of water sitting on the table.

by Mike Hawkishbig February 1, 2008

Kracker

Not black.

yo kracker

by mynigga March 22, 2003

Kracken

A hung male penis that is at least 8.5" in length and 6" in girth. Used by one to either warn others of the beastlyness of one's own schlong, or to tell of the savage experience that was had recieving the dick.

Davy Jones: "I reeeally don't think that you ladies are ready for the monster in my pants, known only as...THE KRACKEN!!!!"

Tia: "Wooooow, I would have NEVER expected him to be that well hung; But after last night, I'll have that kracken plunge to my depths anytime!"

by itISme!!!! July 3, 2010