KP

A KP is a man who is a masturbator by sexual preference, essentially the link between heterosexual, homosexual and asexual. He will neither prefer the male or female of any species but is attracted to all beings with a pulse, however without the desire to mount anything and preferring to register these images for his wank bank until he retires for the evening.

I haven't seen John get laid in years but he is always knocking one out in his room, that man is such a KP

by Bennett October 20, 2014

KP

The easiest way of calling Kim Possible.

Oh no I gotta KP!

I'm in need of help! Some one KP!

by BurnerGirl November 26, 2007

KP

A type of speaking related to retardation words include:
1) chate up = shut up
2) cain't = can't
3) nahger = nigger
etc.

Kid 1: Man Nick even talks like KP in his sleep!
Kid 2: I know that kyle is a silly bitch

by Hot scolt January 2, 2009

KP

Kalju paska, Finnish word for a ugly bald man (or woman). They usually are hc
and feared.

Our teacher really is a KP.
If you shave your head you will become a KP.

by Jockyboi February 22, 2017

KP

Korean Pornography

as opposed to PK, KP is a pseudonym relating to vulgar and obscene expressions of sexual dissidence.

by jts_fresh September 19, 2009

KP

Kingston Penitentiary in Kingston, Ontario.

He's on holiday at KP camp.

by P. Brain September 1, 2006

KP

Military nomenclature for the Korean language, usually used in conjunction with the teaching of said language to aspiring cunning linguists.

Private Snuffy studied KP at the Defense Language Institute in Monterey, California.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005