Kloey is a back stabbing bitch who likes to flirt with your man. She's fat and needs to lose a ton of weight. She lies to get her way and messes everything up to ruin you. Never trust her. Ever.
by b!tch_sl@p July 19, 2016
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by SteveRR June 7, 2019
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a. Situation. The Afghan War is a total KLOMP because we cannot win it and like in Vietnam we will lose thousands of good people whom we could have had at home to revive our country.
b. Person. Governor Palin is a KLOMP for not filling out her term of office and manipulating the people's election effort.
b. Person. Governor Palin is a KLOMP for not filling out her term of office and manipulating the people's election effort.
by Ace Hummer July 19, 2009
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2. See definition of 'Chloe'
- May also be known as Chloeth
3. Klowy's are often seen supporting multiple strange piercings (usually in their lips), wear doc martens, stripy stockings, and are strongly connected to the colour purple. They may be small in stature but do not let this decieve you. Klowy's are generally attracted to the Mandy's, and Brooke's of the world. They have a language all of their own.
2. See definition of 'Chloe'
- May also be known as Chloeth
3. Klowy's are often seen supporting multiple strange piercings (usually in their lips), wear doc martens, stripy stockings, and are strongly connected to the colour purple. They may be small in stature but do not let this decieve you. Klowy's are generally attracted to the Mandy's, and Brooke's of the world. They have a language all of their own.
1. klowy: "wow her spandoolies were shuggled into a lagwagon"
2. Klowy: "Arnold you arent meant to eat bay leaves!"
2. Klowy: "Arnold you arent meant to eat bay leaves!"
by Arnold646 October 10, 2010
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Get the klomkom mug.Big daddy is what you have to call him because of his loving farther side and his experimental side to all the kinky and gay stuff. His monster cock over time has become know as veiny boi. His best friend Holden has never done any of the gay stuff with him but has taught hockey on and off the ice.
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