Kitten Kisses

The Kitten kiss is when a person (of either gender) kisses someone ever so lightly on the tip of the nose. this can be shown as a cute romantic gesture between Lovers, or even between two friends.

"Aw! i love your Kitten kisses!"

by BabyDragoSlayer243 May 26, 2016

kitted

If someone has a fly outfit on, they're kitted. The clothes they're wearing are mad nice- from head to toe- like they got it from a kit. Therefore, they're kitted.

Person 1: Yo, did you see Sean's fit today? That shit was fire.
Person 2: Yeah bro, that ni**as kitted.

by fuhrari October 16, 2019

pet the kitten

Slang for female female masturbation or any sex between a hand and a vagina.

Hey Lisa have you pet the kitten lately?
Brian, would you like to pet my kitten?

by zeldawarrior March 13, 2008

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

kitten-killing

An internet slang term for masturbation

Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

by Siki November 15, 2003

kitehxh

A tall man. With long hair.

Ah, I wish kitehxh would step on me.
I am a kitehxh fan!

by dollxrz April 29, 2021

ghetto kite

Airborne plastic bag, usually in an urban setting.

Peter Griffin is recording footage of his son riding his first tricycle when he is distracted by a ghetto kite and muses on its beauty; God then shouts at him that "It's just some trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complex your circulatory system is?"

by bob mastodon May 29, 2007