Kenny 

A young guy who thinks his life is over because he lost his first love. He complains to everyone, explaining how he cant move on and or anything because he misses her so much.

Dont be a Kenny. Move on with your life.

Kenny by OnceYouPopp September 1, 2018

Kenny 

Poor, broke, out of money.

I'd go out with you guy, but I'm so Kenny right now it's not even funny.

Kenny by Dark Lord Cthulhu December 23, 2011

Kenny 

The best car in the universe, created by god to tackle any task thrown it's rusty old way.

Kenny can be seen usually with P-Plates on, being driven by a responsible young person, or driven by a terrible L Plater.

"Oh my god look at that car! It's just so brilliant"
"It must be Kenny"

"Kenny's going to get new tyres today"
" OH MY GOD I LOVE KENNY 4 LYF"

Kenny by Big Johnno Bro January 17, 2012

Kenny 

He will kill you if you touch his girl

Im scared of kenny, hes going to kick my ass

Kenny by Pizzanigga49 January 5, 2018

Kenny 

Kenny is a kind of weird person never know what’s going on in that nutshell of a head. Hope some day he’s properly treated!

I scored a 30% on the test

You pulled a Kenny

Kenny by GioTheReo November 29, 2018

Kenny 

Sex offender

Kenny a sex offender

Kenny by _0 October 5, 2020

Kenny 

A man who:
1) Is slow at any given task, job or life.
2) Either through inaction or action will, either slightly or drastically, inconvenience others.
3) Does not care about his job.

Corollary:
1) A Kenny does not necessarily need to possess the name Kenny. A Kenny can appear anywhere, and can be anyone. A common hobo, your Dad, the pope, the kid across the street who rides the short bus, or the guy who serves you food.
2) A Kenny can be female, but if and only if she slightly resembles a man and/or has a mustache (fake mustaches are included in this definition)

Guy 1: Are you waiting in this lunch line?
Guy 2: Yeah. Just ordered a burger. Why?
Guy 1: Dude, Kenny is working this line. Why would you do this to yourself?
Guy 2: So? Hes just the lunch guy. Whats so bad about him?
Guy 1: You sad, naive, ignorant slut. See you in 20 years.

~20 years later~

Guy 2: Where the fuck is my food?

Kenny by cpdf98 May 21, 2018