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Held on St. Patty’s Day in Albany N.Y. is the one day of the year that not only is it acceptable to set your alarm clock to wake up at 6am and begin drinking, it is expected! After you pound a few screwdrivers you make the hike down to the Branch on Lake St. where at 7am the line is over 100 people long waiting for the bar to open. It is completely acceptable for guys to piss in the snow banks in fact other drunks cheer you. You finally get in for a 15 dollar fee but don't worry it is all you can drink. But the catch is probably 350 plus people are in the bar and their is probably less than 80 pitchers. And those lucky enough to get pitchers don’t drink the beer they rather dump it on everyone. the humidity level inside is 100% as water droplets form on the ceiling and every time the door opens a fog over takes the bar. If you have to piss it doesn’t matter the bathroom is occupied most of the guys just let it flow in their pants. If you’re lucky enough to live till 11am when the bar closes the festivities don’t end all day and night long but beware you will feel what is known as double day syndrome in which you’re up so early drinking the day will be so long it feels as though the night is a second day in itself.
kegs and eggs is a party from 6am till you cant go any longer.
by SCHAF March 26, 2007
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kegs

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Kegs (UK)

1. Two or more beer bellies, (6 pack referes to toned)

2. Two or more beer barrels.

3. one pair of underwear.
1. Those belly kegs make you look like your going to fall face first you fat bastards.

2. Those beer kegs look heavy.

3. Those kegs look heavy, have you shit them?
by Hotornot August 29, 2005
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Kegsgiving

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A yearly celebration occuring on or around Thanksgiving. It is a formal potluck event.

The host typically cooks a turkey and supplies the beer, which MUST be in keg form and should be a good fall beer (nut brown, spiced lagers, etc). Kegsgiving usually involves just friends and siblings, since Thanksgiving is reserved for families.
I can't believe I missed Kegsgiving. At least I can still make it to Kegsmas.

Kegsgiving is awesome. Its like Thanksgiving, but with more beer and people you actually like.
by Tacud November 22, 2010
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kegsussertoddfartbag

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a fucking sweat at every single video game and also the kind of guy to jerk off to little kids and furries
"when i get home can i play with kegsussertoddfartbag
by Peenish 3.0 Official August 21, 2023
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KEGS Nuneaton

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KEGS Nuneaton is in a fierce battle with North Warwickshire College on two fronts. The first being the race to produce the highest number of Marxists to be sent out into the wider Nuneaton area. The second being the race to produce the highest net output of vape fumes in Warwickshire. Both colleges have been so successful in this quest that both of their smoking areas have been granted protected status by the Association of English Vapers. What sets KEGS Nuneaton above North Warwickshire college, though, is the ability of its students to 'infect' Nuneaton with these traits. Whereas the sole requirement of North Warwickshire college when it was granted planning permission was to build it as far away from public amenities as possible, KEGS Nuneaton escaped that restriction and was allowed to be built just 500 yards from the infamous Nuneaton town centre. As a result of this, Nuneaton town centre resembles the sky above a coal factory chimney with the levels of vape fumes emitted at lunchtimes when KEGS' students swarm the town in search of either a Greggs steak bake or a McDonalds double cheeseburger, both much-loved food items amongst Nuneatonians. The fume situation has become so bad that Nuneaton Council have been forced to install specialist air quality control systems, manned by designated 'Vape Wardens', tasked with preventing an excessive proportion of vapes being used in within the perimeter of McDonalds and Greggs respectively.
*bus pulls up*
Driver: "Where you off to?"
Student: "KEGS Nuneaton please."
Driver: *activates vape addict alert system*
*vape addict alert system blares*
*Vape Warden Mobile Deployment vehicle pulls up*
Vape Wardens: (in unison) "Empty your pockets!"
*student drops vape on floor*
*student is shot.*
by Suntan Dave November 9, 2023
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A person who drinks from a keg for hours, trying to finish it so it doesn't go to waste, and ends up ridiculously drunk from the effort.
"Yea dude, I snagged the keg from Dana's and tried to finish it yesterday. Yea, I drank from 2pm-till 2am. I think I'm still drunk."

"You're such a kegster. Idiot lol."
by lmh08k February 28, 2010
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Kegs 'n' Eggs

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Consuming the remains of the previous night's keg first thing in the morning, usually while hung over, accompanied by eggs and occasionally beerios
Jim: my head hurts, did we finish that keg last night?
Joe: I don't think so...
Jim: Excellent, time for Kegs 'n' Eggs!!!
by Adam K July 28, 2005
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