Kafi

A Kafi is the best friend you could ever ask for! A Kafi is a phenomenal swimmer ans insanely funny. She has many friends that care deeply about her and would look really good with someone named Brandon. And if your insanely silly she wont ridicule you and call you crazy instead a Kafi will welcome you with open arms

Kafi is the best friend you could ask for!!!

by MemeGirl494 June 27, 2018

kafloobie

When a male retracts his penis from a vagina after cumming, and his dick goes limp.

Guy 1: Dude, how'd it go with that chick last night?
Guy 2: I kafloobied man. She's definitely not calling me back.

by KandiMeetsBuggy July 10, 2010

kaffufle

A word to describe being confused or frustrated

Friend 1: did you do that test today
Friend2: yea i was so kaffufled

by Emmerlu February 14, 2017

Kafani

the best, makes you laugh like crazy, he's a great and kind person if youknow a kafani your lucky he's the strongest . Kafani is a name that is blessed to a child with a insanely huge dick and insanely short

Yo I’m dating a man name Kafani but he is short but the good part is that his dick is so huge

by Tiara127 April 7, 2018

Kaffeekuchenkatzenbaumhaus

A treehouse designed for cats to leisurely indulge in coffee and cake.

I dream of building a Kaffeekuchenkatzenbaumhaus for my beloved cats one day, where they can relax and enjoy treats.

by HappyCleaner82 June 19, 2023

Kafka

Kafka is a Electro Nihility character of the recently new Hoyoverse game Honkai Star Rail. She can be used at the beginning of the game along with Silver Wolf as they are an group criminals called the Stellaron Hunters, infiltrating the 86th member of the Genius Society, Herta in her space station that supplies the stellaron of Nanook, the aeon of destruction and our first class of being a trailblazer once we traverse her to the source. She specializes on elemental damage per turn follow-ups, capable of a bonus attack even she's not having the turn. She will be available in the second phase in 1.2, the first of Kafka in-game as suppose on the story mode and a formidable boss in the fifth simulated universe world.

Kafka: Hi, Astral Express! Well, you caught me..

A dialogue of a HSR ad celebrating 10,000,000 total download in approx. 6secs.

by Aeronomite July 25, 2023

Kafka

Last name of author Franz Kafka. Generally used as a noun to describe "that which has qualities similar to Kafka's litterature". But seeing as how that's kinda tautological, try this. Picture yourself in a small, cramped space. Add women with silk skirts and pillows attached to your head. Then add your father, run away and run into your lawyer who's daughter is a nurse whom you make love with on the floor of a court room that has no walls and where everybody is watching you as you writhe in ecstacy. Then comes the weird part. You find out that you're about to be executed for commiting a crime, but there's no tribunal, no judge, no witnesses, you're just to be executed. But the executioners take so long that you just decide to comply with the law and slash your wrists while eating some schnitzel. You finnally pass away and nobody realizes you're dead until 25 years after, at which point nobody cares about you still.

"Dude, Jimmy just pulled a Kafka"
"I don't know Jimmy, but make love to me anyways"
"I can't I must run now!"

by Jonathan Singh August 18, 2004