Jumsed

A man with incredibly large biceps, but terrible taste in women/tattoos/clothes/cars/rented accommodation(free)/facial hair/wives/husbands/aardvarks/greengrocers/hairdressers/mathematicians/religion/Spaniards/food/Spaniels/Capital Gains Tax

That twat is a right Jumsed

by Rebecca Grayson June 25, 2003

Jum

A person riding an electric scooter going into on coming traffic while jerking off.

Immense energetic outburts.

“Omg I just spilt my Jum”
“YOU have just been JUMMED”
“I went to the doctor because I couldn’t Jum”
“I love a good Jum”
“I have never been able to Jum”

by Salusalusiva September 26, 2024

Jumming

A thing that someone knows.

What the hell is jumming?

by Sloppypooper August 22, 2025

Jum

Jum is a word to describe someone who is jobless. In short the word stands for “jobless bum”

Guy 1 - “Yeah look at ben he’s such a jum”
Guy 2 - “yeah I know right he needs employment asap”

Guy 1 - “lazy jum”

by MohammedAbdallah73 February 12, 2025

Jumming mission

A person whose mission is it to jumm, jumming is the act of stroking ones ding dong

Joe biden: jumming mission

by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023

Jumming

The act of manipulation of a flaccid penis, colloquially known as “beating your meat soft”

I can’t get up, but we could have jumming sesh if that’s ok?

by MysteryGuy108 June 29, 2024

Jumming

When you Cum, Lactate, Poop, Pee, Squirt, and Vomit at the same time

Person 1: bro I was jumming hard last night
Person 2: dude what the fuck

by Big man1001 February 25, 2023