by bw46 November 10, 2021
Get the Jukes Towers of Hell mug.when a patient gets admitted to hospital for chest pain, regardless of what complain they came in to ER with.
Dr I am having pain in my toe.
Dr: Have you ever had chest pain in your life.
Patient: Yes
Dr: Admit for chest pain
You are JKed my friend.
Dr: Have you ever had chest pain in your life.
Patient: Yes
Dr: Admit for chest pain
You are JKed my friend.
by Distressed Intern April 17, 2010
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by Chris May 22, 2004
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Get the joked out mug.1) To defeat an opponent by using subtlety, cleverness, or a trickery. To force an opponent between choosing between two negative options (both of which benefit you).
2) To steal from someone else.
3) To dance while grinding one's ass against another dancer's pelvis. This slang is common in Chicago.
4) To stab another person. This slang is common in South London.
2) To steal from someone else.
3) To dance while grinding one's ass against another dancer's pelvis. This slang is common in Chicago.
4) To stab another person. This slang is common in South London.
1) He totally juked me into that Checkmate yesterday.
2) Hey! That kid just juked that DVD!
3) She was juking him all over the dance floor last night.
4) He got juked and mugged between the tube station and his flat.
2) Hey! That kid just juked that DVD!
3) She was juking him all over the dance floor last night.
4) He got juked and mugged between the tube station and his flat.
by Tanniynim July 30, 2006
Get the juke mug.A juker is a carton/gallon of milk that has been spoiled for too long, so companies place artificial preservatives into it to prevent wasting the milk entirely. These preservatives cause the milk to have a tangy taste, which, if consumed at the right temperature, can give the person drinking it a high that lasts for 3-4 days. It’s commonplace in office and work environments to take jukers at the beginning of the week (Monday, Tuesday etc) so the high lasts until the weekend. Jukers are usually sold at your everyday grocery store without the average person realizing.
Bruce: Hey, what’s up with Jeff? He seems so happy today!
Damon: He had a bunch of jukers on Tuesday. Man bought the entire stock at the store!
Bruce: Does he have any extra?
Damon: He had a bunch of jukers on Tuesday. Man bought the entire stock at the store!
Bruce: Does he have any extra?
by tacomallshark July 7, 2020
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A "Jakedelaney Dive in" is a circumstance in which a boy dives or enters the process of attempting to attract a girl to the boy who is "jakedelaney diving in" with an enormous amount of confidence and no fucks for their reputation or dignity. They simply dive in to whatever girl they would like no matter how far out of their league she is.
A "Jakedelaney Dive in" is a circumstance in which a boy dives or enters the process of attempting to attract a girl to the boy who is "jakedelaney diving in" with an enormous amount of confidence and no fucks for their reputation or dignity. They simply dive in to whatever girl they would like no matter how far out of their league she is.
by summer16 June 7, 2016
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