Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).
Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.
by Ovamp July 13, 2009
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jamming your joystick

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.
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roblox walk joystick

crackhead: yo i love the roblox walk joystick
me: ok
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Joystick

Scientific Name: Penis
1. A stick that brings joy
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joystick

joystick

noun:

1. the penis when gets erect and moves up and down, and side-to-side, or in a circle, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a video game controller

2. an overactive penis
His girlfriend was so horny, she moved his joystick in all directions in the middle of the night while he slept.
by SpongeRobert March 28, 2019
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Greasy Joystick

Connor: Shut the fuck up or I’ll give you a greasy joystick

Ryan: I’m sorry man chill
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Alaskan joystick

The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red
Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell
by GlizzyLord98 November 24, 2021
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