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Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).
Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.
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jamming your joystick

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.
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roblox walk joystick

crackhead: yo i love the roblox walk joystick
me: ok
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Greasy Joystick

Connor: Shut the fuck up or I’ll give you a greasy joystick

Ryan: I’m sorry man chill
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Bat Top joystick

Bat Top joystick - also known as a western or euro stick

If you grew up in the usa , uk , Latin America or even canada

You might remember some arcade cabinets / arcade machines that had a baseball bat or bowling pin like joystick... these are called bat top joysticks... they were usually made by a company called Happ who later were bought out by a company called suzo becoming suzo-happ...
One of their partners Industrias Lorenzo or IL for short who are based in spain

Makes higher quality bat top joysticks & arcade buttons .
EG starts also makes bat top style.
Also the style of arcade buttons such as concave and convex... concave are rougher on the hands while convex are smooth.

If you grew up in the 1990s you may have seen these on street fighter 2 , marvel vs capcom or mortal kombat arcade machines !
Bat Top joysticks were popular in the 1980s - 2000s

But have since been replaced with Japanese and Korean ball top joysticks such as sanwa , seimitsu, crown samducksa and many more !
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joystick

joystick

noun:

1. the penis when gets erect and moves up and down, and side-to-side, or in a circle, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a video game controller

2. an overactive penis
His girlfriend was so horny, she moved his joystick in all directions in the middle of the night while he slept.
by SpongeRobert March 28, 2019
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Ball Top joystick

Ball Top Joystick - joystick handle that looks like a Gumball

Popular with games like ms pacman & street fighter mainly used with Japanese arcades & replaced the old skool Bat Top joystick in the west .
Ball Top Joystick such as Sanwa , Seimitsu ,suzo-happ

Most modern gamers prefer the ball top joystick as

It is more comfortable on the hands & easier to grip.
by Blu_leef June 29, 2025
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