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Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).
Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.
by Ovamp July 13, 2009
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jamming your joystick

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.
by artbee September 25, 2010
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roblox walk joystick

crackhead: yo i love the roblox walk joystick
me: ok
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023
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jolly joystick

something that farah wants but can’t obtain.
give me the jolly joystick now (moan sounds in background)
by milkmantheog July 15, 2021
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joystick gamer

A joystick gamer is a girl who says she likes video games just to appeal to guys
Mary told me she likes call of duty, I'm sure she's just a joystick gamer
by Katiewolf814 February 5, 2017
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joystick

joystick

noun:

1. the penis when gets erect and moves up and down, and side-to-side, or in a circle, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a video game controller

2. an overactive penis
His girlfriend was so horny, she moved his joystick in all directions in the middle of the night while he slept.
by SpongeRobert March 28, 2019
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