jordan carter

Jordan carter is so hot and sexy he is also known as playboi carti <3😫😫

Yo have you heard of Jordan Carter? Whose that ? PLAYBOI CARTI

by Caca brown Ed June 15, 2021

jeremy jordan

the hottest man alive

Jeremy Jordan is playing Zac Efron's part in the Broadway adaptation of the Greatest Showman.

by MightyCoffeePro February 1, 2018

Jordan Poole Effect

Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching

Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching

Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect

by mommkller December 17, 2022

Floppy Jordan

The act of receiving a handjob with a flaccid penis

Q: What happened with Adam last night?
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...

"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "

Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.

by Sadke June 17, 2013

Hal Jordan

1) a comic book character who doesn't take shit from anyone, including old people; has punched Batman in the damn mouth for talking back to him

2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power

I asked Hal Jordan to save my house from burning down, but instead he punched me in the face and ganked my car.

by zigdag November 5, 2005

The Jordan Poole Effect

Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.

Homie: “wow you played so good last night”
Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”

by TheUltimateRizzler February 7, 2023

Jordan'd

To attend a social event with the intention of moderating your alcohol consumption, but instead, ending up blacked out, waking up fully clothed in fetal position on the bathroom floor. Can be specifically applied to social interactions amongst colleagues - for instance, attending a work happy hour at 5 PM to have a glass of wine and waking up in Tijuana without a passport and a missing kidney.

"I can't believe I ended up Jordan'd again last night, I feel awful"

by realhousewifeofsiliconvalley October 10, 2019