jonuel

Idiotic dumb person who can go fuck himself X3

Jonuel:(laughs)(farts)te he (farts)

by Licky dicky May 10, 2018

Jonezin'

Flirting, sweet talking with the opposite sex

He was on the phone jonezin' with his girlfriend

by cantbesoto October 23, 2008

jondz

Once a retard, now even more so, Jondz would be the person on MX who tries to act cool. If you were to pull a "Jondz", you would repeatedly use internet slang and techniques in an attempt to look cool and make friends, but fail dreadfully.

/me makes comment
/me plays guitar
/me thinks im cool
/me pulls a jondz
*thinks*
/me did pull a jondz

by Brycey July 14, 2004

No Jonz

To call someone out when they make an excuse.

Person 1: dude, i totaly just 4 stocked you with my marth

Person 2: no fair, i was using yoshi

Person 1: NO JONZ!!!!!

by Anonymous Over9000 June 2, 2008

jonezin'

comes from Jones Soda. Means simular to the word "chilling"

chad:hey whatcha doing?
me:ummmm not much just jonezin..

by carly December 11, 2004

Joniz

A short but noice guy. Sometimes looks like Steve Earkle. Wears glasses and is Spanish

One of the nicest guys you'll ever meet

That guy Is such a Joniz.

by Lunz.The.Savage February 23, 2017

Jonzer

When you have a boner but you have nothing to fuck. :'(

I had a jonzer because my girlfriend couldnt satisfy my needs :(

by Marijuana237 May 26, 2011