by Illestcuntout#420blazeitallday July 21, 2014

by Smokey-Elm July 8, 2021

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.
Example 1
Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.
Example 2
Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?
Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.
Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.
Example 2
Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?
Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.
by Urbaner Dictionarius November 11, 2012

Noun -
Jono (Jonathon) is a young lad, when its durry time you can witness him crawl out of his cave (he'll probably smell like shit though, so watch out). He's both fat AND gay, so if you're up for a challenge you can try and befriend this wild beast of a boy. Normally dummy thicc and retarded.
Adjective-
When something is both fat and gay.
Jono (Jonathon) is a young lad, when its durry time you can witness him crawl out of his cave (he'll probably smell like shit though, so watch out). He's both fat AND gay, so if you're up for a challenge you can try and befriend this wild beast of a boy. Normally dummy thicc and retarded.
Adjective-
When something is both fat and gay.
Noun-
"Oh shit! is that jono?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he sees us"
Adjective-
"Ah heck man, my ex just got with a new dude"
"nah dont worry about it, he's probably jono"
"Oh shit! is that jono?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he sees us"
Adjective-
"Ah heck man, my ex just got with a new dude"
"nah dont worry about it, he's probably jono"
by Iwanttodrinkpiss July 9, 2019

by DeepPain May 11, 2022

the most powerful substance on earth
a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO
a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO
by Flipidipdip June 15, 2022

by Michalio October 4, 2019
