joner

the definition of joner...it’s just a word like “garbage” it doesn’t mean garbage though

“omg look at that man he looks like a joner”
“i wanna leave this town its so joner”
“i have a joner feeling about this”

by Isabella Ninos April 11, 2021

Joner

A contemptuous term, also known as a slur, for a "thing" named or called "Jonah."

Jonahist: Shut up, JONER!
Jonah: DON'T CALL ME JONER!

by Universal Definitions June 11, 2024

Joner

A male friend who is not very kind to you although they do in reality deeply care about you. Typically called a boy best friend.

I love my Joner

by Jonersbestie April 2, 2025

Joner

A male friend who is not always kind to you although they deeply care about you it is just not shown.

I love my Joner.

by Jonersfriend April 4, 2025

Kennona-Joner

"Kennona-Joner" : A euphemism or sneaky way to say "Corona Virus".

Guy number 1 : Near guy number 2 spits on the ground near guy number 2.

Guy number 2: witnessing the nasty spit near him is now urged to shout "AAHHHH!! KENNONA-JONER!"

by Liquid Disrespect May 22, 2025

Joner

Joner is a shortening of JONER7, which is a joke among Lavenderious Mc Northadox. It's origins are unknown.
Joner7 is a meme aswell, being used in various things like CURSE OF JONER7.
Traces may go back to a mispelling of John Doe, but i'm just his gf im dumb.

"Joner7."
"THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7"
"Joning my gyatt rn!"

by MintySherbet. May 30, 2024

Joner

To pre-emptively ejaculate in ones pants (preferably in a Fetii). This can only occur without receiving purposeful stimulation e.g. when a woman sits on your lap but isn't Jarking your shi.

I just Jonered in my pants on the way to the bar!

by zebra6767zebra November 18, 2025