a word that refers to a beautiful girl that is extremely honest and decent - not a whore even though a large number of people want to get with her.
Damn, shes such a jona! i wish she wasnt so hard to get.
hmm, i wish i could get with her, but shes a jona!
hmm, i wish i could get with her, but shes a jona!
by this*is*my*name*bitches April 03, 2007
Jona ist sehr dähmlich er geht auf die Baumschule und tanzt seinen Namen
Sein IQ ist -30000000 niemand will die jona Seuche bekommen jeder verabscheut ihn
Sein IQ ist -30000000 niemand will die jona Seuche bekommen jeder verabscheut ihn
by Joh CeeenA January 04, 2017
The name given to a widely popular boy-band who have billions of screaming and crying over-fanatic fans. Usually used in the tween group expressions.
by Ohh, JB LOVE. March 21, 2009
A peaceful, attractive, handsome looking Viking, breezing through the seas. He makes the best Minecraft Potion Player Versus Player edits. He is the founder of the "hax" witchcraft, with a big axe, he delivers judgement to those who fall victim blockhit spam. (he is dating Strafe).
by GirthyAxe69420 May 10, 2021
Much like her name she is totally unique! Litterally one of the best people you will ever meet. She is kind, loyal, funny, talented and super chill. If you're looking for a friend who will be there for you no matter what and literally become like a sister, then she is the one for you. Jona is always genuine and caring, without a doubt a special someone. you can always talk to Jona, rely on her and most importantly trust her.
Did you hear? Jona started another successful business, she's such a badass!
Oh my God! I wish all my friends were like Jona!
Oh my God! I wish all my friends were like Jona!
by Sneakykid November 24, 2021
jona is just great and perfect. Really the epitome of "perfect". Everyone loves him and he loves himself most of all. With his extraordinarily strong self-confidence, he continues to surprise everyone anew. I love Jonah no, we love Jonah. Jonah is our God our Almighty.
by wiegehtsdir November 23, 2021
A fat ass guy who cant move and play on a patato everyday a.k.a A mountain
Random peson: Hey Jonas wanna go out and do somt stuff ??
Jonas: No f*** off im gonna play on my patato everyday
Jonas: Its everyday bro!
Random peson: Hey Jonas wanna go out and do somt stuff ??
Jonas: No f*** off im gonna play on my patato everyday
Jonas: Its everyday bro!
by Da Beast Of All NigNogs June 27, 2017