JOLARM

1. The acronym to "Jerk Off Like A Rhesus Monkey," which alludes to an attractive woman's affect on a man. 2. Sometimes the acronym serves as a scale that measures the level of attractiveness by identifying the number of times jerking off is required.

1. Tonight I was so turned on thinking about John's wife that I JOLARMED repeatedly before I could get to sleep. 2. John's wife is a 5 JOLARMER.

by Sui Fung Pee October 20, 2006

Joebama

n: The team of Barack Obama and Joe Biden, President and Vice-President of the U.S.A.

Dem: I feel a surge of pride since Joebama has taken office.

Rep: We're doomed. Joebamaconomics will never work.

Dem: Hey, Joebama deserves at least a chance.

Rep: I'm going to go polish my war medals...

by kru kutech January 21, 2009

Jobama

The ship name for Joe Biden and Barack Obama.

Jobama is the ultimate bromance; they work perfectly together.

by Sophiatheshrimp January 16, 2017

Jollanos

A bunch of stuck-up, douchey Mexican kids who live in San Diego, California. They usually wear designer clothes and host raves. These kids think that they're the shit but they're really just asshole immigrants.

Ew! Look at those dirty Jollanos!

by inigosanchez November 17, 2011

Jollar

A form of currency that is most commonly used by canadians. The jollar can be put into the form of a jebit card, jredit card, and even the jheck book. It is currently on par with the Canadian dollar.

I can't believe I spent 300 jollars at the bar last night.

by TV15 March 3, 2008

Jobanny

A hot young Latin male who will make your life great and will care for you and love you he is gentle in bed and will satisfy you to the greatest

Jobanny can you get this for me

by hdjhyrb January 5, 2017

Joebama

Joebama
Is

Yo
Mama

Person 1: "I just had sex, it was real good"

Person 2: "Oh sheesh, what was her name"

Person 1: "Joebama"

Person 2: *fucking dies*

by a single woman near you June 17, 2021