Johnell

A very cool kid who basically doesn't say no to any dare, he hasn't pussied out of 98% of all the dares given to him. He is what is known as a savage. He is also a wamen respecter, he doesn't get involved in cringey gang shit. He also plays basketball, he is an MVP that literally never rests. He likes to play with his 2,000 side chicks, and remember, even your mom rides him :)

Wow, Johnell really crossed Ryan up the other day?!
Elijah: Yeah I heard that Ryan l i t e r a l l y broke his ankles, he got rushed to the emergency room.

The crowd: wHoA!! Im gonna start riding on Johnell too!
The 8th graders: OMG HE IS EVEN BETTER THAN MICHAEL JAIDEN!!!

by inevitableloser November 24, 2018

johneauah

Someone who is very truthful, faithful and someone who dreams big

Johneauah....

by Johneauah January 23, 2020

Johney

Usually the most interesting person in a discord server, either hated or loved with no inbetween.

"Johney isn't active right now? What's the point of sending a message then"

by coomlag January 15, 2022

elton johner

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

by Gatalicious September 20, 2007

Johnadu Bah

Superior form of John Winston, cousin to Enzodu Bah, brother to Graceadu Bah, and greatest foe to the legendary Oscardu Bah, whom which his power resides in being the shortest nigga in the room.

Aaron: who owns microsoft again?
Pierre: JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: no, actually, i’m serious

Pierre: I just said, JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: ok

by RiptideFPS November 25, 2020

Jowned

A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican). Mostly used in video games.

"Hey Sam, guess what? I just Jowned that guy in the jeep with my zero! He never knew what hit him."

by Babo Sang Pyo September 15, 2005

johnee

Traditional a girls name and only given to beautiful girls. She is a perfect woman who is also the most amazing. Whoever has one as significant other is very lucky.

Are you and Johnee you together? Yeah I'm one blessed guy.

by Holy moley a tomato March 4, 2017