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johannsen'd

to obliterate, academically
Ohhhhh man, I totally just johannsen'd your mom last night. In a spelling bee. Naked spelling bee.
by rdp February 14, 2007
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johnism

Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.

See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)

Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"
John Lennon and JFK practiced "johnism". This is why they were shot.
by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011
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Johansen High School

One of the most affiliated High Schools in the Modesto City Schools District,Far on the East Side,One of the most known areas in Modesto due to the great variety of everything,From Airport Neighborhood int he lower area,which houses the main fueding two latin gangs(Norteno/Sureno)to Riverside Park which holds most Norteno & Crip gangs.Modesto which is notoriously known for its high production of Meth,and previously #1 in the nation in car theft.
Johansen Highschool students come from a variety of ethnic backgrounds and at least 60% of a race at the school are either gang related or drug related.
Mexicans typically lean towards a Norteno/Sureno gang,while most Asians are Crips along with blacks.
and white kids are typically in the middle .The schools population of students span from kids who live in Empire (A small town next to east side modesto,Notoriously known for having such poor conditions)To kids from the far westside come.
Johansen High School,Would in fact be the epic definition of a shitty school,deriving from the fact that the school buildings we're first in fact meant to be built as a Prison in the early 1990's but eventually after the construction it became a school.
Aye,I got these treez I bought from a kid at johansen high school,they're fucking bombass white willow.I also bought some pillz for cheap
by I_I_I_I_I_I_I October 25, 2008
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Johan is gay

He is so bad at basketball and he is so retarted he always airballs and bricks every single 3 pointer
Person:Is johan gay?
Me: Yes Johan is gay
by Anonymousicles March 14, 2022
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elise johanson

"omfg who is that hottie over thur?!"
"o, thats elise johanson"
by ........... April 24, 2005
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johnnise

Pretty and got lots of friends and one day will get the man of her dreams
Johnnise is wonderful! I wish i could her!
by Tas'ha June 13, 2018
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Joharis

Joharis is a ray of sunshine. Someone that is loyal beyond belief. Someone who will love you with every thing inside her. Someone will have your back even if you don’t necessarily have hers. She’s optimistic, empathic, motherly, affable, beautiful, joyful, funny, genuine, understanding, sweet, loving, humble, and stylish. Truly someone who you would want to keep in your corner. She will fight for you when you can’t fight for yourself. She doesn’t give up on people, even when she should. She’s so positive about life and truly wants to see everyone to succeed.
Joharis a true Queen
by Realhastalamuerte1111 November 22, 2021
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