Jizzle Jog

A jizzle jog is when you go for a jog and you accidentally put on you skeet socks. Also known as a squidward sprint.

Ty: Hey man, I just went on a jizzle jog.
William: Man you used my socks!!!

by Typhoon419 July 25, 2016

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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

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by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

light jog

The light jog is a term used by heavy drinking Londoners to describe traveling from one pub to the other. This light jog is most often used if the distance from pub A to pub B is more than a 10 minute walk. Screaming "light jog" is important to alart passing bikers so they can assist in setting the pace for the light jog.

ah feck, that pub is 20 minutes away... "Light jog"

by scotialondon May 22, 2011

After Jog Bog

The typically loose and barely controllable bowel movement that many distance runners experience immediately after a long run. Variant of after grog bog.

Jim: Great run, man. You want to grab a beer?

Tim: Thanks, but I better go before I have an after jog bog right here.

by Travlaki March 13, 2009

Emergency jog

The sort of jog that is motivated by the immediate regret one feels from having indulged in too much food.

Shit, I've eaten way too damn much. Time for an emergency jog.

by zeiphon May 8, 2010

Cortney Jog

When your in P.E and you don't really feel like running//jogging, so you kinda speed walk. But you gotta put a hop in your step and a bounce in your hop.

You can't Cortney Jog alone.

My bestfriend isn't at school today!.. Now I gotta find more lazy people to Cortney Jog with..

by realsnoopdoggstandin October 21, 2010

Jimmy-Jog

Two meanings:
1. Fit well together, get along, understand one another, vibe.
2. Indirect route to get somewhere.

John and I don't jimmy-jog well. (We don't get along)
You get there by going right and then jimmy-jog over a bit further.

by Phrase Maker 1970 January 7, 2022