circle jerker

A bunch of guys standing around nolan, and masterbating on his face.

Nolan didn't know what a circle jerker was, so a bunch of guys showed him, and he liked it a lot.

by Nolan M April 12, 2006

shit shave jerker

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

by Mursinator March 11, 2009

Perch Jerker

A Perch Jerker is a fishing buddy who gets really excited when he snatches a rubber lipped perch from some mud infested swamp.

Contrary to what some of the faggots on this site will say, it has nothing to do with anything homosexual. It's a term of endearment and has been used that way for decades.

Ring Ring...

Bob: "Hello"
Mike: "Hey, what's up ya Perch Jerker".
Bob: "Hey, what's up ya rubber lipped, yellow bellied gar snatcher"
Mike: "you ready to go fishing?"
Bob: "Hell yeah"

by Spot Light March 31, 2009

Tear Jerker

To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.

Fred struck out with all the skanks at the bar, so he went home to give himself a tear jerker.

by DWright March 30, 2007

Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker

A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.

I totall gave that chick the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.

by Meatless_Meatballs December 1, 2009

Tear Jerker

When you have sex with a girl with a glass eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her glass eye out ejaculate in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the glass eye forces out a tear of jizz

Man: I'm so good baby I'll make cry

Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.

by Shogun of Skanks October 29, 2010

Frequent Jerker Miles

All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut

If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree

by D Flawless December 23, 2019