Jeezers

A euphemism for use of "Jesus" used to show that you are angry, annoyed or surprised or as an acknowledgement of another's situation in which anger, annoyance, or surprise is expressed.

Where as "Jesus", used in such a context, can be considered a swear word that many people find offensive, "Jeezers" is a concession towards softening that offensiveness. The usage is not derogatory. It is a replacement to avoid potential offensiveness in American English while not importing the use of "Crikey" from British English.

"...and then I got sick and the medical bill was over $50,000 and I had to remortgage my house and then my dog got ran over and Timmy lost his soccer tournament in the first round and I found out my husband was cheating on me and since he's my boss he fired me and I don't have any money to pay for doing my laundry."

"Jeezers!"

by The Son of Mr. Potato July 24, 2023

jeeted

The meaning to have sex or masturbate with someone else.

These two girls jeeted by the tree the other day.

Did you hear about the new couple? Turns out they jeeted eachother the other day.

by Luvvvsantii August 23, 2023

jeeze oh man

What a parent in the 1950s and 1960s would say when the kids were around.

Mother: Dear, your son just tried to put the cat down the Dispose-all

Father" Jeeze oh man.

by Bidnow73 February 2, 2024

Jeered

A Fart or when someone has Farted (past tense)

Fukin stinks in here, has someone Fukin Jeered.

Right who's Jeered?

by Neldogg January 26, 2025

idditay jeezey

Getting a Tit wank, titty fuck, boob job

Bluuuuuuuud i got an idditay jeezey off dat girl last night

oi give me an idditay jeezey now

ofro told me that girl gives idditay jeezeys good still

by Ofro nofro January 4, 2011