Jealousy
Jealousy by Elektra666 November 11, 2025
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A photo of a female that enrages her boyfriend and makes him jealous. Most jealousy pics are taken in night clubs then posted on Facebook for the world to see.
Duder 1: "Check out this pic of my girl. Look at that guy kissing on her cheek. What the hell is that about?"
Duder 2: "I don't know man, but it looks like that's her jealousy pic."
Duder 1: "Fuck you I'm not jealous. That bitch better have a good explanation for this."
Duder 2: "I don't know man, but it looks like that's her jealousy pic."
Duder 1: "Fuck you I'm not jealous. That bitch better have a good explanation for this."
jealousy pic by westfalia December 29, 2009
Jealousy Intervention
When you lose weight, a friend or group of friends feel bad about themselves and try to fatten you up to make themselves feel better.
Bertha: Kim, are you gonna eat anymore? I'm making you a sandwich, I'm doing this is for you, we're not leaving til you eat this.
Kimberly: Stop it Bertha, I'm fine, your just mad because I lost the holiday weight and you didn't. This isn't for me this is a Jealousy Intervention.
Kimberly: Stop it Bertha, I'm fine, your just mad because I lost the holiday weight and you didn't. This isn't for me this is a Jealousy Intervention.
Jealousy Intervention by Gmonayy November 18, 2011
jealousy crush
Similar to a man/girl crush. When you become obsessed with someone of the same sex because they are cooler/prettier/sexier than you. You don't acually fancy them you just obsess over them in a jealous way.
jealousy crush by Boinus November 16, 2009
Jealousy Boner
A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.
Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...
Jealousy Boner by John St.Ben March 3, 2019
Jealousy-Mudda-Fukka
A jealousy-mudda-fukka is a person who just cant be happy for u no matyer what. A JMF is usually ur friend and tge term is usually used in a friendly manner. The term originates from AIS, first used by ngozi elumelu. Later carried on by waris ogunnupe. JMF for short
Guy: yoo, she allowed be touch her titties
Friend: no way, how come??
Guy: lol..why cant u just be happy for ur guy for once.. jealousy-mudda-fukka😂
Friend: no way, how come??
Guy: lol..why cant u just be happy for ur guy for once.. jealousy-mudda-fukka😂
Jealousy-Mudda-Fukka by -ya boy, thotti. April 26, 2019
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It is a phrase used in the pick up community refering to a series of events which induce jealousy in woman, mostly directed at the 'target' of the 'pick up', which usually happens to be the most attractive woman in the group.
The jealousy plotline,plotline, plotlineexplained
Man(talking to two women of, 1 of them is more attractive thus she is the 'target)',we name her girl A, girl B is her less attractive friend):
Hey, you know what ?! I bet you're a terrible hugger!To girl B Proceeds to hug girl B.
Girl A observes and gets jealous thus her emotional state changes from neutral to hightened attraction due to the jealousy created by the lack of attention given to her. Her friend girl B is getting the attention she craves, so she becomes jealous.
Man(talking to two women of, 1 of them is more attractive thus she is the 'target)',we name her girl A, girl B is her less attractive friend):
Hey, you know what ?! I bet you're a terrible hugger!To girl B Proceeds to hug girl B.
Girl A observes and gets jealous thus her emotional state changes from neutral to hightened attraction due to the jealousy created by the lack of attention given to her. Her friend girl B is getting the attention she craves, so she becomes jealous.
jealousy plotline,plotline, [plotline] by Hennessy_88 December 20, 2008