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Jairoscope

A person whose name is Jairo. Can be called a Jairoscope.
Hey. Jairo the Jairoscope.
by Nexxiler August 8, 2023
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garbage-jargon

noun - cliquey slang, characterized by acronyms, misspellings and replacement of letters with numbers and other symbols. The phenomenon originated in occasional use by hacker culture and, much like everything else on the Internet, poseurs and wannabes have destroyed its original charm through overuse and audacity.
1:
l337k1dE: m r3dy 2 pwnz sum n00bz
C@L0vr: kimn, pwd nermel
l337k1dE: u r teh haxx0red
C@L0vr: wtf?!?!?
l337k1dE: roflmao u suk
shakespeare: Methinks you people are complete idiots.

2:
Most of the entries on Urban Dictionary fall into the category of garbage-jargon.
by Goforth August 29, 2007
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jabronie

juh broh nee
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.

-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.
by super86me December 10, 2008
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jairon

A nice guy who is very annoying but is usually a good person. A person who is very obsessed with music and is always hungry. Jairon is one the deepest thinkers and think too much. But over all is a very nice person.
Hey everyone! Look its jairon!!
by jmmp123 May 15, 2014
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Jarron

One of the best men you will meet normally brown hair and brown eyes all the girls love him and want to bang he has a long dick and loves to be the center of attention. He gets the girls but has his eyes on one.
I just love jarron
by Dr clean July 31, 2019
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jabroni

A slang term in professional wrestling first used by the Iron Sheik and then again later by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. It is derived from the word jobber, which is someone who routinely loses, or "does the job".
by beau99 May 3, 2010
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Jarrod

Jarrod's are known for being a badass, ripped, awesome, sexy, handsome, confident, smart...really smart, fuckable, selfless, cute, funny. charming, motivating, talk to themselves frequently, sing, are friendly, super cool, overwhelmingly hot, fun to be around, determined, and he always seems to be right. Don't forget, they are one of a kind.

Some specialties Jarrod's have include lifting cars, drawings etch-a-sketches, eatings a lot of food, farting a lot after eating beans, owning a variety of dvds, running triatholons, having sex several times in one day, finishing fights with the people's elbow, saving women and children from burning buildings, stopping global warming, watching R Kellys Trapped in the Closet, they keep up with the Kardashians, never get stuck behind trains, are typically ass guys, drive badass cars, like spaghettios, enjoy pogs, yackity yacks, pokemon cards, giga pets, and pop rocks.
"I saw Jarrod eat three foot long Subway sandwiches." - Person 1

"Oh yeah, how do you know they were three feet long?" -Person 2

"Because he sat them on his dick."

-Person 1

"Go get me a beer after you fix supper, do the dishes, fold laundry, clean the house, massage me, mow the lawn, and trim the hedges, cunt?" - Jarrod

"Only if I can fuck you afterwards." - Jarrod's Wife

WWJD - What would Jarrod do?
by An Incredibly Hot Chick October 13, 2011
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